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| Posted by shelly Neely on 12-Aug-2005 | Four CornersA guy walks up to this farmer and asks if he can stay in his barn for the night.
The farmer replies, "Sure you can. I only have four matches though. Also watch out for the four corners of the barn."
The man replies, "Thanks for the matches and the advice.
The farmer walks him to the barn and tells the man to have a goodnight and he will see him in the morning. The man says, "thanks" and goes in the barn.
He lights the first match and looks in the first corner. He sees a beautiful woman and goes over to the corner. He fucks her and the match goes out.
He lights the second match and looks in the second corner. Much to his surprise he sees an even more beautiful woman than the first. He fucks her and the match goes out.
He lights the third match and it goes out. He lights the last match and looks in the third corner. The woman standing in the third corner is even more beautiful than the other two. He fucks her and the match goes out.
He looks at the fourth corner and decides that the person standing in the corner must be even more beautiful than the other 3 women. He fucks the person in the fourth corner and then goes to bed.
When he wakes up the 3 women are still in their corners. He looks over to the fourth corner and sees a man scraping his tounge off with his fingers.
He now understood why the farmer warned him about the four corners.
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| Posted by Katie Earle on 12-Aug-2005 | Gay JokesThese jokes are so gay they turn pee-wee-hurman on
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| Posted by Sarah Sanchez on 12-Aug-2005 | A Wise Chick Once Said.Cheesy porn is like that one loser ex-boyfriends dick....both were put on earth to be laughed at.
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| Posted by Courtney L. van Emmerik on 12-Aug-2005 | Three menthere were 3 mens that were in prison and all 3 of them done the biggest crime ever. in court the jugde decided that all 3 of them have to spend the rest of their life in prison. the 3 men were told that they can 1 thing what ever they want, so the 1st man asked for all the women in the world, the 2nd man asked for all the alcahol in the world and the 3rd man asked for all the ciggeretes in the world,so they all got what they wanted.
50 years later the caretaker went to check up on them. he went to the 1st mans room and saw lots of babys,he went to the 2nd mans room and saw the man was drunk,he went to the 3rd mans room and he sees the mans hands are shaking and saying have u got a lighter
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| Posted by Jeff R. Snow on 12-Aug-2005 | SUPERPUSSYOne day at a nursing home,an elderly woman ran into the T.V. room, pulled up her skirt and exposed herself and yelled SUPERPUSSY. She then ran into the activity room and exposed herself agan and yelled SUPERPUSSY. She then ran into the dining room where a 95 year old man was about to be served his supper,jumped up on the table directly in front of him and exposed herself once more yelling SUPERPUSSY.The old man took one look and replied,i will have the soup!
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| Posted by *JeSsIcA* on 12-Aug-2005 | A boy is sitting in class reading a book about...A boy is sitting in class reading a book about trees. He raises his hand and asks the teacher what mahogany is she said that's it go to the principal. So he goes to the principal and the principal asks what did you do son The boy says well i was reading this book and asked the teacher what mahogany was and she sent me here so sir what is mahogany the principal said thats it I'm calling your parents so his mom comes to pick him up and on the way home she says so son what did you do he said i was sitting in class reading a book and raised my hand and asked the teacher what mahogany is and she sent me to the principal i asked the principal he sent me home so mom what is mahogany. So the mom said that's it when we get home you go upstairs to wait for your father. So when his dad gets home he goes upstairs to talk to his son he asked his son what he did and the boy said i was sitting in class reading a book and raised my hand and asked the teacher what mahogany is and she sent me to the principal i asked the principal he sent me home i asked mom and she told me to go upstairs and wait for you so dad what is mahogany the dad said thats it I'm calling the cops. So the cops come and ask the boy what he did the boy says i was sitting in class reading a book and raised my hand and asked the teacher what mahogany is and she sent me to the principal i asked the principal he sent me home i asked mom and she told me to go upstairs and wait for my dad i asked my dad and he called you guys so what is mahogany the cops said go to court to see how much your fine is so the boy says ok whatever so he goes to court and the judge says so son what did you do the boy says i was sitting in class reading a book and raised my hand and asked the teacher what mahogany is and she sent me to the principal i asked the principal he sent me home i asked mom and she told me to go upstairs and wait for my dad i asked my dad and he called the cops so i asked the cops and the sent me here so what is mahogany the judge said ok go across the street to get the paper work so the boy walks across the street and gets hit by a car whats the moral of the story???
Look both ways before you cross the street
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