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():other funny jokes (4827): Freaky Test


Posted by Rob_boy on 12-Aug-2005

Freaky Test

Think of a number between 1 and 10
Multiply it by 9
If it is a 2 digit number than add the digits
Subtract 5
Determine which letter corresponds to your answer(eg. 1=a, 2=b, 3=c etc.)
Think of a country that starts with that letter
Remember the last letter of that country
Think of a animal that starts with that letter
Remember the last letter of that animal
Think of a fruit that starts with that letter.......




.........Are you thinking of a kangaroo in Denmark eating an orange? I told it was freaky, at least for me it was. Only 98% think of a kangaroo in Denmark eating an orange. If not than you\'re the 2% that think diferently.


   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Airforce


Posted by Amanda Bennett on 12-Aug-2005

Airforce

Two coutries were at war.Two guys from one country were flying over the country they were in war with.They had a gun,grenade,and a bomb.Then the airplane\'s wing got shot.One of the guys said \"Should we throw down the gun,grenade,or the bomb?\"The other guy said the bomb.So they threw down the bomb.THen they crashed.THey were walking to a gas station when they saw a little boy crying over a dead dog and they said\"Why are you crying?He said \"a black bowling ball fell down and killed my dog.\"They knew it was their bomb so they bought him a new dog.They were flying over the same country when they got shot down again.This time they threw down the gun.Then they crashed.So they were walking to the same gas station when they saw a little girl crying over a dead cat.They asked her what was wrong and she said\"a stick fell down and killed my cat.They knew it was their gun so they bought her a new cat.THey were flying over the same country when they got shot down again.This time they threw out the grenade.Then they crashed.They were walking to a gas station and saw this guy laghing non-stop.So they asked him what was so funny and he said\"I farted and the house behind me blew up!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Taller then CN Tower


Posted by Brian #17 on 12-Aug-2005

Taller then CN Tower

Human 1: I can jump over the CN Tower and you can\'t. Haha
Human 2: How did you jump over the CN Tower?
Human 1: You see, I said I jumped over the CN Tower. I never said which CN Tower. Silly, not that one over there! It\'s This miniture one over here!
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): PEE PEE SAMPLE


Posted by Christine Daae on 12-Aug-2005

PEE PEE SAMPLE

An old man an his wife were going to the docter because the old man had to get a checkup.When they got to the doctor\'s office the doctor said to the old man\"I need your uran sample\".\"What...What..\"replied the old man.\"He needs your underwear\"said the old man\'s wife.









   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Falling over a cliff.


Posted by Rachel sutton on 12-Aug-2005
Falling over a cliff.
A man hired a horse from a priest one day. The preist warned the man that the horse only obeys two commands: \'Praise the Lord\' to go faster and \'Hallelujah\' to stop. The man memorised this and took the horse out for a test run on top of a cliff. He first said, \"Praise the Lord\" and the horse ran. The man suddenly saw the end of the cliff and realised that he had forgotten how to stop the horse. When the man was a centimeter close to edge, he yelled, \"Hallelujah!!\" and the horse stopped. The man sighed and cried out to god for his help: \"Praise the Lord!!\"
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Crunch!


Posted by Morgan L. Peters on 12-Aug-2005
Crunch!
Did you hear about the two police cars that hit head on?

There were donuts all over the place.

   

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