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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 12-Aug-2005 | Fridge mayonaiseQ:What did the mayonaise say to the person oneping the fridge door
A:close the door im dressing
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| Posted by Dylan on 12-Aug-2005 | Spanishyour mammas so stupid she put on the spannish channel and said god languages change so fast
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| Posted by Dinah on 13-Aug-2005 | Assholeswhy do people scream like a asshole when Bob comes in?
i dont know, that is why i am asking you
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():bar jokes (2610): English man irish man & scottish man |
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| Posted by wraith on 13-Aug-2005 | English man irish man & scottish manthere was a english man irish man scots & man they all went to a
magic slide the english man goes down the slide and wishes for a pot of gold and lands in a pot of gold the scottish went down the slide and wishes for a pot of silver and lands in a pot of silver the irish man goes down the slide and gose weeeeeeeee and lands in a buckit of wee !!!!!
by louis nicholson
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| Posted by Jennifer S. Chmielewski on 13-Aug-2005 | Airport JokesWhat did Mohammed say to Sahid just before they got on the plane? "Is that a bomb in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?"
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():bar jokes (2610): A guy walks into a whore house and asks what... |
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| Posted by Kathleen E. Ryan on 13-Aug-2005 | A guy walks into a whore house and asks what...A guy walks into a whore house and asks what can I get for a dollar. The guy says floor three room two to your left. He goes there and a old woman answers the door. So they start doing it and the guy says this is dry what can you do to make this better. The woman says all be back in a minuet. A half an hour later she comes out and they do it. When there done the guy says thats my kind of women, what did you do. The lady says I piked all my scabs and let the puss run out.
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