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| Posted by Taz Mania on 12-Aug-2005 | Frog on the headA man walks into a doctors office one day with a frog on his head.
He sits down and the doctor says, "What's the problem?"
The frog says, "Doctor, is there any way you can get this wart off my ass?"
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| Posted by striker on 12-Aug-2005 | Why do....Why do hummingbirds hum?
They forgot the words......
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| Posted by Nicole Calabrese on 12-Aug-2005 | HorsesA horse walks into a bar and the bartender says... "Why the long
face?"
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| Posted by Logan Doughtie on 12-Aug-2005 | This vet must belong to an HMO!A man rushed into the veterinarian's office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet examined the dog's still, limp body and sadly informed the man that the dog was dead.
Saddened at the loss of his best friend, the man asked the doctor if he could please try one last time to revive the dog. The doctor stepped into his other room and returned with a cat in a wire cage. He set the cage on the examining table and opened the sliding door.
The cat got up, stretched, stepped out of the cage and slowly walked around the dog from head to tail sniffing the body. When it was finished, it looked up at the veterinarian with a ???meow???, walked back into the cage and went back to sleep.
The vet looked at the man and said in his best bedside manner, "I'm sorry, but there is nothing I can do.???
Resigned, the man signed and said, "Thanks for trying. How much do I owe you?"
"Three-hundred fifty dollars," the doctor replied.
"Thr . . . thr . . .three-hundred fif-fif-fifty bucks to tell me my dog is dead!" the man stammered.
"Well, it was only $50 for the office visit. The other $300 is for the CAT scan."
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| Posted by good-looking on 12-Aug-2005 | Bzzzzz!!What does a bee do with it's stinger before he goes to bed???
He put's it in his honey!!
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| Posted by Arasp Biparva on 12-Aug-2005 | A Bugs MindWhat is the last thing to go through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield?
It's butt!
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