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():signs of our times (110): "Frog parking only. All others will be toad....


Posted by Marnie Richards on 07-Aug-2005

"Frog parking only. All others will be toad....

"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."

   

5 people have rated this joke:
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():signs of our times (110): Official sign near door: Door


Posted by Kylee Phillips on 09-Aug-2005

Official sign near door: Door

Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.

Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'

A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.

Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead'

A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
   

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():signs of our times (110): A bumper sticker:...


Posted by Jade Cat on 07-Aug-2005

A bumper sticker:...

A bumper sticker:

Horn broken. Watch for finger.

   

6 people have rated this joke:
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():signs of our times (110): Sign seen in London department


Posted by J Harry on 09-Aug-2005

Sign seen in London department

Sign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs"

Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."

Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."

Sign in a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."

Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."

Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
   

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():signs of our times (110): In a Rhodes tailor shop:...


Posted by lauren h. houston on 07-Aug-2005
In a Rhodes tailor shop:...
In a Rhodes tailor shop:
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.

   

6 people have rated this joke:
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():signs of our times (110): Sign in a science teacher's


Posted by Jason C. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005
Sign in a science teacher's
Sign in a science teacher's room: "If it moves, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it doesn't work, it's physics."

Sign in butchers window: "Pleased to meat you."

Sign on auto body shop: "May we have the next dents?"

Sign at the dry cleaner's window: "Drop your pants here."

Sign on a parking space at a garden nursery: "Reserved for plant manager."
   

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