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| Posted by Marnie Richards on 07-Aug-2005 | "Frog parking only. All others will be toad....
"Frog parking only. All others will be toad."
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| Posted by Kylee Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Official sign near door: DoorOfficial sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): 'Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice'
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let's see who can go downhill the fastest.
Sign in King's Canyon in California. 'Slow Parking Ahead'
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:' Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!!'
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| Posted by J Harry on 09-Aug-2005 | Sign seen in London departmentSign seen in London department store: "Bargain Basement Upstairs"
Sign seen in the vicinity of Victoria Station: "Closed for official opening."
Sign in a Paris hotel elevator: "Please leave your values at the front desk."
Sign in a hotel in Athens: "Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily."
Sign in a Yugoslavian hotel: "The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid."
Joke found on http://www.ahajokes.com
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| Posted by Robert L. Blake on 07-Aug-2005 | In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:...In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency:
Take one of our horse-driven city
tours -- we guarantee no miscarriages.
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