| Name | Rating |
| Dave Barry Turns 50 - [new] | --- |
| Southwest Airlines Quotes - [new] | --- |
| Refrigerator Magnet Slogans - [new] | --- |
| Silly Quotes - [new] | --- |
| Homer Simpson Quotes - [new] | --- |
| the Imortal Groucho - [new] | --- |
| Cats, Dogs, Pigs - [new] | --- |
| Comedian Quotes - [new] | --- |
| 24 Questions From George Carlin's Warped Brain - [new] | --- |
| Words of the Wise - [new] | --- |
| A Short List of 'Never...' - [new] | --- |
| Rodney Dangerfield Jokes - [new] | --- |
| the Imortal Groucho - [new] | --- |
| the Man With the Best Job in the Country Is the Vice President. All He Has
To Do Is Get Up Every Mo - [new] | --- |
| "When Women Are Depressed They Either Eat Or Go Shopping. Men
Invade Another Country." - [new] | --- |
| "Things Are Going To Get A Lot Worse Before They Get Worse. " - [new] | --- |
| "Old Age Ain't No Place for Sissies." - [new] | --- |
| "Keep Your Eyes Wide Open Before Marriage, Half Shut Afterwards." - [new] | --- |
| "Never Go To Bed Mad. Stay Up and Fight." - [new] | --- |
| "If Men Can Run the World, Why Can't They Stop Wearing Neckties? How
Intelligent Is It To Start The - [new] | --- |
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| "Our Struggle Today Is Not To Have A Female Einstein Get Appointed As
An Assistant Professor. It Is - [new] | --- |
| I Think Baseball Would Be A Much More Interesting Sport If Batters Had
To Use Their Arms Instead Of - [new] | --- |
| "You Know the Hardest Thing About Having Cerebral Palsy and Being A
Woman? It's Plucking Your Eyebr - [new] | --- |
| I Think A Really Funny Joke Would Be for NASA To Send Up Rockets And
Push A Bunch of Planets Out Of - [new] | --- |
| "the Best Way To Get Most Husbands To Do Something Is To Suggest That
Perhaps They're Too Old To Do - [new] | --- |
| "A Man's Got To Do What A Man's Got To Do. A Woman Must Do What He Can't." - [new] | --- |
| "A Male Gynecologist Is Like An Auto Mechanic Who Never Owned A Car." - [new] | --- |
| "Whatever Women Must Do They Must Do Twice As Well As Men To Be
Thought Half As Good. Luckily, This - [new] | --- |
| "Sometimes I Wonder If Men and Women Really Suit Each Other. Perhaps
They Should Live Next Door And - [new] | --- |
| "Any Husband Who Says. "My Wife and I Are Completely Equal Partners," Is
Talking About Either A Law - [new] | --- |
| "My Second Favorite Household Chore Is Ironing. My First Being Hitting My
Head on the Top Bunk Bed - [new] | --- |
| "I Am A Marvelous Housekeeper. Every Time I Leave A Man I Keep His
House." - [new] | --- |
| Miss Bindle Was the Jesse James of Sarcasm: She Could Quick-draw A
Sarcastic Remark and Drill You B - [new] | --- |
| "I've Been Doing the Fonda Workout: the Peter Fonda Workout. That's Where
I Wake Up, Take A Hit Of - [new] | --- |
| "Anytime Four New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Together... - [new] | --- |
| "I Was Married By A Judge. I Should Have Asked... - [new] | --- |
| "My Mother Never Saw the Irony in Calling... - [new] | --- |
| Better A Cruel Truth Than A Comfortable Delusion.... - [new] | --- |
| Watergate Was Worse Than A Crime, It Was A... - [new] | --- |
| If God Had Intended Us To Drink Beer, He Would... - [new] | --- |
| Only A Fool Would Leave the Enjoyment of Rainbows... - [new] | --- |
| "People Who Hate Cats, Will Come Back As Mice... - [new] | --- |
| "Thousands of Years Ago, Cats Were Worshipped... - [new] | --- |
| Everybody Lies About Sex.... - [new] | --- |
| "I'm Glad the Electric Chair Is the Only Method... - [new] | --- |
| the Simple Step of A Courageous Individual... - [new] | --- |
| Always Listen To Experts. They'll Tell You... - [new] | --- |
| Doing for People What They Can and Ought To... - [new] | --- |
| "We Got New Advice As To What Motivated Man... - [new] | --- |
| the Problem Was His Poetry, Which Was of The... - [new] | --- |
| "I Think A Secure Profession for Young People... - [new] | --- |
| the Man Who Fears No Truths Has Nothing To... - [new] | --- |
| "the Future Will Be Better Tomorrow."... - [new] | --- |
| "Things You'll Never Hear A Woman Say: 'My,... - [new] | --- |
| I Would Love To Speak A Foreign Language,... - [new] | --- |
| Never Say "Oops" in the Operating Room.... - [new] | --- |
| Not Only Is There No God, But Try To Get A... - [new] | --- |
| Your Mother Was A Hamster, and Your Father... - [new] | --- |
| the Important Thing Is Never To Stop Questioning.... - [new] | --- |
| Yield To Temptation.... - [new] | --- |
| After All, I Couldn't Make A Picture Called... - [new] | --- |
| "I Never Gave Them Hell. I Only Told The... - [new] | --- |
| "Life Without Music Would Be An Intolerable... - [new] | --- |
| When Large Numbers of Men Are Unable To Find... - [new] | --- |
| the Man With the Best Job in the Country Is... - [new] | --- |
| "on the One Hand, We'll Never Experience Childbirth.... - [new] | --- |
| Put It Back in the Horse!... - [new] | --- |
| I Love California. I Practically Grew Up In... - [new] | --- |
| Eternal Nothingness Is Okay If You're Dressed... - [new] | --- |
| "Sometimes I Think Astronauts Are the Luckiest... - [new] | --- |
| Never Take A Job Where Winter Winds Can Blow... - [new] | --- |
| the Great Secret of Success Is To Go Through... - [new] | --- |
| I Found Out Why Cats Drink Out of the Toilet.... - [new] | --- |
| "the People Who Vote Decide Nothing.... - [new] | --- |
| I'm Not Offended By All the Dumb Blonde Jokes,... - [new] | --- |
| When Someone Says, "It Can't Be Done," They're... - [new] | --- |
| in the Woods A Saw A Rabbit With A Candle... - [new] | --- |
| When You Participate in Sporting Events, It's... - [new] | --- |
| $100 Placed At 7 Percent Interest Compounded... - [new] | --- |
| "... It's Easy If You Try."... - [new] | --- |
| "Get Your Facts First,
and Then You Can Distort... - [new] | --- |
| Beer Is Good Food.... - [new] | --- |
| the Problem With the World Is That Everyone... - [new] | --- |
| "Some of Us Are Becoming the Men We Wanted... - [new] | --- |
| "Help Me, Rhonda"... - [new] | --- |
| I Know the Day It Happens. on August 29,... - [new] | --- |
| "I Love the Lines the Men Use To Get Us Into... - [new] | --- |
| Always Pull Up Survey Stakes.... - [new] | --- |
| I Learned To Put the [toilet] Seat Down...... - [new] | --- |
| "What A Waste It Is To Lose One's Mind. Or... - [new] | --- |
| "Some People Say That I Must Be A Horrible... - [new] | --- |
| A Man With One Watch Knows What Time It Is.... - [new] | --- |
| "Computer Games Don't Affect Kids; I Mean... - [new] | --- |
| A Life Without Tragedy Would Not Be Worth... - [new] | --- |
| Freedom Begins Between the Ears.... - [new] | --- |
| "Relationships Are Hard. It's Like A Full-... - [new] | --- |
| "One Cat Just Leads To Another."... - [new] | --- |
| "and God Said: 'Let There Be Satan, So People... - [new] | --- |
| Perhaps the Greatest Service Jane Austen Has... - [new] | --- |
| "I'm Not Going To Have Some Reporters Pawing... - [new] | --- |
