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| Posted by K9mom on 09-Aug-2005 | G. I. JoeA mom and her little girl at the toys counter during Christmas rush.
Little girl: "Mom, I want Barbie with G.I. Joe."
Mom: "Sweetie, you know Barbie comes with Ken."
Little girl: "No, Mom, Barbie FAKES with Ken, Barbie COMES with G.I. Joe!"
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Edited by Tantilazing
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| Posted by U R A Freaky Person on 09-Aug-2005 | Is this my brain?A three year old boy taking a bath examined his penis and asked, "Mommy, is this my brain?"
The mother replied, "Not yet, honey."
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| Posted by Ha N. Vu on 09-Aug-2005 | Math classLittle Johnny was in his math class one day when the teacher singled him out.
"If I gave you $200," the teacher began, "and you gave $50 to Mary, $50 to Sally and $50 to Susan, what would you have?"
"An orgy," Johnny answered.
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Edited by Curtis
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| Posted by Blindy Rox on 09-Aug-2005 | TitswiggleThere was once a woman who owned a dog that she named Titswiggle.
One day when she came home from work she discovered that her beloved dog had run away.
She was out all night asking if anyone had seen a loose dog.
Nobody had seen him that night but the next morning she met a little boy who said that he had seen a stray dog. The dog he described matched hers exactly.
Upon finding out this information she asked the young boy, "Have you seen my Titswiggle?"
Then the boy said, "No, but can that be my reward?"
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Edited by Glaci
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| Posted by Sasha on 09-Aug-2005 | Biology classDuring a Biology class, the teacher asked the class, "Why is it that during childhood girls tend to grow taller than guys?"
Little Johnny raised his hand and replied, "That's because guys have balls and that weighs them down."
The teacher, a bit annoyed, responded, "Then why is it that at maturity guys tend to grow taller than girls?"
Little Johnny countered by saying, "That's because girls get breasts and they are heavier than the guy's balls."
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Edited by Glaci
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| Posted by Emma on 09-Aug-2005 | Playing PresidentA little boy and a little girl were sitting on the porch talking, when the little girl suddenly winked and asked, "Do you want to get undressed and we can play doctor?"
The little boy replied, "That's too old fashioned, spit out your gum, I want to play President."
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