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| Posted by Tammy Roy on 13-Aug-2005 | Gasesyou suck greatly!
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| Posted by Krissy Boo on 13-Aug-2005 | WaterWater see Water
Water how Water
Water many Water
Water times Water
Water I Water
Water made Water
Water my Water
Water dumb Water
Water ass Water
Water say Water
Water Water Water
Now read all the words straight down the middle
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| Posted by Cronic U. Bobinstein on 13-Aug-2005 | Fire!There were 3 guys who got caught by the Vietnamese. One a Japanese, one a Chamorro, and one a Bangladesh. The 3 men knew that the Vietnamese are afraid of Mother Nature, so they made a plan. One of the Vietnamese called the Japanese guy. They brought him to a room where they will kill him. The Vietnamese aimed a gun to the Japanese. They said "Ready, Aim-" Then the Japanese said "Thunder!" The Vietnamese ran away screaming. The Japanese was free.
Next they took the Chamorro to the same room. They aimed the gun to him and said "Ready, Aim-" The Chamorro said "Lightning!" So the Vietnamese ran away again. And the Chamorro was free.
Next they took the Bangladesh to the same room and aimed the gun to him. The Bangladesh was still thinking of what to say. The Vietnamese said "Ready, Aim-" Then the Bangladesh said "Fire!"
*BAM* *BAM* The Bangladesh died.
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| Posted by kate lyons on 13-Aug-2005 | Pig headedA man walks into a butchers and says"Excuse me sir, but have you got a pigs head?" The butcher replies "why of course we have." the man turned to the butcher and said, "well then give me a pound of mince u porky faced bastard!"
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| Posted by Michael Murphy on 13-Aug-2005 | 10 feet pipesomeone calls to the owner of a hardware store.
caller: hey man do u have a 10 feet long pipe.
owner: yes.
caller: then put it into ur ass.
the owner is totally embarassed...
later after few minutes ..
caller: hey man do u have a 10 feet long pipe.
owner: yes.
caller: then put it into ur ass.
the owner in totally embarassed and he decides that next time he will say no.
caller: hey man do u have a 10 feet long pipe.
owner: NO.
caller: i knew. you must have put it into ur ass.
hahahahahahahahahah
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| Posted by Eagle on 13-Aug-2005 | Cliff ShitOnce there was an english-man, an Irish-man and a Moari-man. They were all standing on a cliff, when you ran and jumped off it, you say something and thats what you land in. The English-man runs, jumps and says Jewelery! And lands in jewerely, then the Irish-man runs,jumps an d says gold! and sure enough lands in gold, then lastly the Moari-man wants a good ol run up, as he does he stubbs his toe and says "SHIT!" and Hey Hoe What do ya know he lands in a big fat juicy turd!
Written By Liam Northcott, New Zealand age 11
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