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():other funny jokes (4827): Gay fag


Posted by Edward Peck on 13-Aug-2005

Gay fag

Say this to your friend.

There are these two men in a car. Then they come up to a red light and stop. Then one of them says that light is going to turn green in 3 seconds. Then count to 3, 1, 2, 3, and the light turns green. Then the guy says how did you know that. The other guy says gay fags know everything.

Then they stop at another light and the guy says a bum will pop out of a trash can. Then they wait for a seconds and a bum pops out. Then the guy says how did you know that. The other guy says gay fags know everything.

Then say they pull up to a party and ring the _________ and if they say doorbell, then say gay fags know everything.
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Gay fag


Posted by JoJo C on 13-Aug-2005

Gay fag

Say this to your frend.

there were two guys in a car at a red light. One of them says that light is going to turn green in 3 seconds.(123) Then the light turns green. Then the other guy says how did you know that. He said gay fags know everything.

Then at another red light he says a bum will pop out of that trash can. They wait a few seconds and a bum pops out. Then the other guy says how did you know that. He said gay fags know everything.

Then they go to this party they ring the _________ and if they say doorbell say gay fags know everything.

   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Your like a


Posted by tinmil on 13-Aug-2005

Your like a

Your Like A Shotgun One Cock And Your Ready Blow
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Yuor like a


Posted by Rody G. Prot on 13-Aug-2005

Yuor like a

your like a light switch even three year olds can turn you on
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Your like a


Posted by wayne cort on 13-Aug-2005
Your like a
your like a gas station your always ready to pump
   

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():other funny jokes (4827): Your like a


Posted by Element on 13-Aug-2005
Your like a
your like a squirrel you always have nuts in your mouth
   

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