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| Posted by The Metroid on 08-Aug-2005 | gay spermWhat did one gay sperm say to the other?
How we suppose to find an egg in all this shit?
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| Posted by Big Ben on 08-Aug-2005 | PorcupineWhat is the difference between a porkipine and a brand new BMW?
Porcupines have the pricks on the outside!!!
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| Posted by Rachel sutton on 08-Aug-2005 | ha i made a funnyQ: What did the lady at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A: Hey, get out of my son!
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| Posted by Psychotic B on 11-Aug-2005 | Did you ever wonderIf someone with multiple personalities threatens to kill himself, is it considered a hostage situation?
Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow? Only to be troubled and insecure?
Is there another word for synonym?
Isn't is it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs?
When you open a bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Why do they report power outages on TV?
What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?
Is it possible to be totally partial?
What's another word for thesaurus?
If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?
Why do people who know the least know it the loudest?
If the funeral procession is at night, do folks drive with their headlights off?
If a stealth bomber crashes in a forest, will it make a sound?
If a turtle doesn't have a shell, is he homeless or naked?
When it rains, why don't sheep shrink?
Should vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If the cops arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?
Why is the word abbreviation so long?
When companies ship styrofoam, what do they pack it in?
If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
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| Posted by HappyFunnyBanana on 08-Aug-2005 | ViagraWhat are the two main ingredients in Viagra?
Fix-A-Flat and Miracle Grow.
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| Posted by Nathan J. Boy on 11-Aug-2005 | HunchbackHUNCHBACK'S WIFE: I'm getting worried about that back of yours. It looks really awful. Perhaps you should see a doctor. Eventually, after a lot of persuasion the Huchback goes to the doctor.
DOCTOR: I want you to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes jacket then stops)
HUNCHBACK: I don't like getting undressed.
DOCTOR: If you want me to examine your back you'll have to get undressed. ( Hunchback removes his shirt but leaves his vest on.)
HUNCHBACK: I don't like showing people my back. They always laugh at me.
DOCTOR: Do you want me to examine your back or not? ( Very reluctantly the hunchback removes his vest ( woollen undergarment in UK ))
DOCTOR: How long is it since you were at school?
HUNCHBACK: Over 30 years. Why?
DOCTOR: Did you ever wonder what happened to your backpack?
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