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| Posted by Akdadevil Bavarian Butchers on 07-Aug-2005 | "Get your facts first,
and then you can distort..."Get your facts first,
and then you can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain
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| Posted by Rik Jordan on 07-Aug-2005 | Beer is good food....Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
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():funny quotes (263): The problem with the world is that everyone... |
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| Posted by Charlie Rich on 07-Aug-2005 | The problem with the world is that everyone...The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
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():funny quotes (263): "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted... |
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| Posted by Beck on 07-Aug-2005 | "Some of us are becoming the men we wanted..."Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry."
- Gloria Steinem
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():funny quotes (263): I know the day it happens. On August 29,... |
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| Posted by Bunny Babe on 07-Aug-2005 | I know the day it happens. On August 29,...I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it's going to
feel pretty f**king real to you too. Anybody not wearing two
million sun block is going to have a real bad day. Get it?
- Sarah Conner (played by Linda Hamilton), in Terminator 2: Judgement
Day, offers a cheery thought for the day.
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