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| Posted by Tae E. Coleman on 11-Aug-2005 | Ghostly HumpTwo drunks staggering home one night and one decides to take a shortcut through the cemetery. Half way through an apparition appears. "What's that on your back?" the ghost asks.
"It's a hump" says the drunk The ghost puts his hand on the drunk's back and the hump disappears.
He races home and next night at the pub he tells his mate all about it. His mate is amazed and says he is going through the cemetery that night as he has a wooden leg and wants a proper leg. Again half way through the cemetery a ghost appears... "What's wrong with your leg?" he asks.
"It's a wooden leg," says the drunk.
"Have you got a Hump?" asks the ghost.
"No" replies the drunk. So the ghost puts his hand on the drunk's back and says, "Here, you can have this one.
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| Posted by superM65 on 12-Aug-2005 | Skeleton JokeA Skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a beer... and a mop.
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():bar jokes (2610): 2 men on top off a building |
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| Posted by Bill Scoby on 12-Aug-2005 | 2 men on top off a buildingTo men are at the top of a building having a drink,and one says to the other i bet you i can jump out this window and in 5 seconds jump back in.\"NEVER\" the man says. so the man jumps out and jumps back in, so the other man says i bet i can, so he jumps out falls and dies, the barmaid comes u to the other man and says u an be a silly boy when your drunk superman
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| Posted by Faisal Moussly on 12-Aug-2005 | I will tell you a jokewell i will tell you somthing dirty a boy fell in mud i will tell you somthing clean the boy had a barthwith bubbels and i will tell you somthing sick bubbels is the girl next door
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():bar jokes (2610): Armless...Legless...HELPLESS!! |
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| Posted by Holly M. Whitermore on 12-Aug-2005 | Armless...Legless...HELPLESS!!A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on a beach when three beutiful women approched him.
The women took pity on him and the first women asked,
"Have you ever been hugged?".The man shakes his head.."No" , so the women bends down and gives him a hug.
The second women asked,
"Have you ever been kissed? ".Again the man shakes his head.."No " , so the women bends down and gives him a kiss.
The third women asked,
"Have you ever been fucked?".The man says "no" , his eyes lighting up.
"You are now" ,she says"the tides coming in!".
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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 12-Aug-2005 | Fridge mayonaiseQ:What did the mayonaise say to the person oneping the fridge door
A:close the door im dressing
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