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():funny definitions (324): Glazing...


Posted by Jr Sand on 07-Aug-2005

Glazing...

Glazing (verb)

Corporate-speak for sleeping with your eyes open. A popular pastime at conferences and early-morning meetings. "Didn't he notice that half the room was glazing by the second session?"

   

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():funny definitions (324): Water...


Posted by cory a. HOGAN on 07-Aug-2005

Water...

Water (noun)

A liquid that freezes slippery side up.

   

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():funny definitions (324): People...


Posted by duan a. maker on 07-Aug-2005

People...

People

Some make things happen, some watch things happen, and the majority has no idea what's happened.

   

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():funny definitions (324): Dead Tree Edition...


Posted by Dezaray Phillips on 07-Aug-2005

Dead Tree Edition...

Dead Tree Edition

The paper version of a publication available in both paper and electronic forms, as in: "The dead tree edition of the San Francisco Chronicle..."

   

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():funny definitions (324): Dilberted...


Posted by Juliet on 07-Aug-2005
Dilberted...
Dilberted

To be exploited and oppressed by your boss. Derived from the experiences of Dilbert, the geek-in-hell comic strip character. "I've been dilberted again. The old man revised the specs for the fourth time this week."

   

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():funny definitions (324): 404...


Posted by beach babe on 07-Aug-2005
404...
404

Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web message "404, URL Not Found," meaning that the document you've tried to access can't be located. "Don't bother asking him...he's 404, man."

   

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