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():sport jokes (950): Golf Bee Injury


Posted by Brian C. Kaase on 13-Aug-2005

Golf Bee Injury

The old golf pro was bored early on and had already been into the cooler in the pro shop, when suddenly a young lady ran in screaming, "I was stung by a bee!"

"Where," the bleary-eyed pro asked?

"Between the first and second holes," replied the frantic young blonde.

To which the tipsy pro replied, "I told you yesterday that your stance was too wide."


   

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():sport jokes (950): Instant Replays


Posted by Rhody J. Corcoran on 13-Aug-2005

Instant Replays

I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather.

The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the game *he* was watching was better.


   

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():sport jokes (950): Bad golfer


Posted by Lilly13 on 13-Aug-2005

Bad golfer

A Hack golfer spends a day at a plush country club, playing golf & enjoying the luxury of a complimentary caddy.

Being a hack golfer, he plays poorly all day. Round about the 18th hole, he spots a lake off to the left of the fairway. He looks at the caddy and says, "I've played so poorly all day, I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake."

The caddy looks back at him and says, "I don't think you could keep your head down that long."


   

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():sport jokes (950): "You're going out to play golf again?" his...


Posted by Banu S. Thuraisingam on 13-Aug-2005

"You're going out to play golf again?" his...

"You're going out to play golf again?" his wife complained.

"I'm only doing under doctors orders."

"Do I look stupid to you?!" "But its true," he said, while walking out the door.

"He told me specifically that I should get some iron everyday."


   

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():sport jokes (950): Anit-Packer's Joke


Posted by Ed J. Early on 13-Aug-2005
Anit-Packer's Joke
What's the difference between a cactus and the Packers' stadium?

A cactus has 60,000 pricks on the outside.

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Editor's note: Of course, in my opinion, you can put ANY team in the place of the Packers...


   

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():sport jokes (950): Great game of golf


Posted by Scotman23 on 13-Aug-2005
Great game of golf
John and his friend George go golfing together one Saturday morning, as they have done for 24 years straight. Yes, you might say these guys were fanatics about their golfing.

Later that day, John returns home exhausted, and plops down in the easy chair. His wife is concerned and asks if something went wrong with his game.

"No, no," he replied, "I had the best game I had in years! As a matter of fact, I started out the first three holes at 4 under par, including a hole-in-two on the 3rd."

"So why are you so beat?" his wife asked.

"Well, George had a heart attack and died on the 4th hole," he said.

"What?!? And you're so exhausted from trying to save him, huh?"

"No, It was very quick and there was nothing anyone could've done. But after that, it was just hit the ball, drag George, hit the ball, drag George..."


   

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