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():sport jokes (950): Graffiti


Posted by bilal agha on 10-Aug-2005

Graffiti

At Swindon:
SWINDON TOWN IS MAGIC!
And underneath:
WATCH THEM DISAPPEAR FROM THE SECOND DIVISION!
Dumbarton, Scotland:
JESUS SAVES!
And underneath:
DUMBARTON SHOULD SIGN HIM FOR GOAL!
Second Division Club:
STOCKTON -ON-TEAS FOR THE CUP!
Republican area of Belfast:
BRITS OUT!
Under which someone had added:
EXCEPT CHARLTON, SATTERS, TOWNSEND, SHEEDY AND ALDRIDGE
   

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():sport jokes (950): Gaelic football


Posted by betsy minton on 10-Aug-2005

Gaelic football

Three football codes prevail in Ireland: Rugby, which is defined as a thugs'
game played by gentlemen; soccer - a gentleman's game played by thugs; and
Gaelic football - a thugs' game played by thugs!
   

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():sport jokes (950): He retaliated first!


Posted by Christine Daae on 10-Aug-2005

He retaliated first!

In the heat of the game, one of the players threw a vicious punch the victim
was all set to get -stuck into him when the referee rushed up and held him back.
'Now then, O'Hara! You know you mustn't retaliate!'
'Come on ref!' said O'Hara. 'He retaliated first!'
   

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():sport jokes (950): 1 pint of Guinness


Posted by Adam speeden on 10-Aug-2005

1 pint of Guinness

Two Irish tram managers promised their players a 1 pint of Guinness for every
goal they scored during an important match. The final score was 119-98.
   

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():sport jokes (950): Just so long


Posted by Me myself and I on 10-Aug-2005
Just so long
`I don't care about results!' said an Irish team manager being interviewed on
television. 'Just so long as our team wins!'
   

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():sport jokes (950): Switch jobs


Posted by Red Fox on 10-Aug-2005
Switch jobs
And here in L.A., there's talk of a teachers' strike. You know, if they ever
strike, here's what they should do: The striking teachers and the striking
baseball players should switch jobs. You see, this way, the teachers would get
paid what they deserve, and the players would get paid what they deserve.
   

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