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| Posted by bilal agha on 10-Aug-2005 | GraffitiAt Swindon:
SWINDON TOWN IS MAGIC!
And underneath:
WATCH THEM DISAPPEAR FROM THE SECOND DIVISION!
Dumbarton, Scotland:
JESUS SAVES!
And underneath:
DUMBARTON SHOULD SIGN HIM FOR GOAL!
Second Division Club:
STOCKTON -ON-TEAS FOR THE CUP!
Republican area of Belfast:
BRITS OUT!
Under which someone had added:
EXCEPT CHARLTON, SATTERS, TOWNSEND, SHEEDY AND ALDRIDGE
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| Posted by betsy minton on 10-Aug-2005 | Gaelic footballThree football codes prevail in Ireland: Rugby, which is defined as a thugs'
game played by gentlemen; soccer - a gentleman's game played by thugs; and
Gaelic football - a thugs' game played by thugs!
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| Posted by Christine Daae on 10-Aug-2005 | He retaliated first!In the heat of the game, one of the players threw a vicious punch the victim
was all set to get -stuck into him when the referee rushed up and held him back.
'Now then, O'Hara! You know you mustn't retaliate!'
'Come on ref!' said O'Hara. 'He retaliated first!'
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| Posted by Adam speeden on 10-Aug-2005 | 1 pint of GuinnessTwo Irish tram managers promised their players a 1 pint of Guinness for every
goal they scored during an important match. The final score was 119-98.
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():sport jokes (950): Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball |
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| Posted by Tara Foley on 10-Aug-2005 | Top Ten Signs You're Not Watching A Real Baseball10. You recognize batter as the kid who sold you a hot dog a couple minutes
earlier.
9. Everytime a player slides into second, he busts his hip.
8. They keep shouting "Do over!"
7. When umpire yells, "Strike 3!" batter looks at him as if the dude's
speaking French.
6. Try as they might, they just can't scratch themselves like professionals.
5. First base: Siskel. Second base: Ebert.
4. Game stops when some lady in a house near the stadium shouts "Dinner
time!"
3. Players constantly adjusting each other's cups.
2. You overheard the coach yelling, "Run, Forrest, run!"
1. They play like the Mets.
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():sport jokes (950): The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site |
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| Posted by StrikerSixer76 on 14-Aug-2005 | The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and swimming events all being held in the 34th Street YMCA pool.
8. All 75 of the new hires in the mayor's office are named Ingrid or Sven.
7. After Philadelphia lands the Summer Games, Juan Antonio Samaranch sports a hood ornament that looks strangely like the Liberty Bell.
6. Only someone bribed with hookers and college tuition wouldn't think the term "New York City Hospitality Committee" is an oxymoron.
5. Karl Malone is now playing forward for the Utah Samaranches.
4. T-shirt for sale in the hotel lobby: "My dad went to Salt Lake City, and all I got was this T-shirt and college tuition."
3. "Miss Salt Lake" for 1999 requires a translator to deliver her coronation speech.
2. New Olympic mascots: Vinny and Knuckles.
1. The IOC suddenly decides to change the official cycling uniforms to white shirts and ties.
[ This list copyright 1999 by Chris White ]
[ The Top 5 List top5@gmbweb.com http://www.topfive.com ]
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