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| Posted by Sara Bernabeo on 11-Aug-2005 | GrossOne day i was at the library and i was just standing there and hten i blew out thisbig wet juicy fart i was dripping down my legs then it started turning a green and yellow colour it looked good enough to eat so i whipped down my pants and started eating it it was like a taste of heaven some off you people out there with wet farts should try them some day i would also like to conclude.
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| Posted by *rach* on 09-Aug-2005 | Purchasing power of burgersCologne, May 27 dpa - The U.S. dollar is undervalued against the Deutsch-mark based on how many "Big Mac" hamburger sandwiches the two currencies can purchase, said one of Germany's leading institutes.
The Institute of the German Economy (IW) in Cologne noted that the popular sandwich by the McDonald's restaurant chain is increasingly being used by economists around the world as a measure of currencies' relative purchasing power.
The institute said that currency exchange rates are often unreliable as an instrument to measure purchasing power. At the same time, "baskets" of products used to arrive at comparative purchasing power are complicated to compile.
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| Posted by Ulax B. Cool on 09-Aug-2005 | The family of tomatoesA family of three tomatoes were walking downtown one day when the little baby tomato started lagging behind. The big father tomato walks back to the baby tomato, stomps on her, squashing her into a red paste, and says, "Ketchup!"
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():food jokes (113): An error publishing an article |
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| Posted by K F on 09-Aug-2005 | An error publishing an articleFrom Reuters News Service:
Canada's Ottawa Citizen newspaper recently printed a recipe for Chanterelle Lemon Pasta in its food section, calling for one cup of Chanterelle mushrooms. They even provided a helpful photograph so amateur mushroom hounds could find their own growing in the wild. Unfortunately, the photograph instead showed Destroying Angels, which are deadly when eaten.
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():food jokes (113): 20 Reasons Throwing Up is Better than Dorm Food |
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| Posted by CrazyMan on 11-Aug-2005 | 20 Reasons Throwing Up is Better than Dorm FoodAfter you throw up, you feel better.
You can throw up whenever you want.
When you throw up, you don't have to wait in line.
Throw-up is always warm.
You don't have to sneak throw-up out of the cafeteria.
When you're throwing up, a bent spoon is an advantage.
You can lose weight throwing up.
You don't have to pay to throw up.
Throw-up is SUPPOSED to look like that.
When you throw up, you don't have to come back for seconds.
You don't have to throw up everyday.
Throwing up can never cause you to eat dorm food afterward.
You can throw up without a photo ID.
Throw-up is organic and biodegradable.
They don't ration throw-up.
After you throw up, at least you know what you've eaten.
Plastic throw-up is funny. Plastic dorm food is redundant.
You don't have to throw up the same thing five days in a row.
A dog will eat throw-up.
After you throw up, at least there's some taste in your mouth.
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| Posted by cody boles on 11-Aug-2005 | The New DipThere was a guy he was at a baseball game....
this man had terrible lepercy and his back was filled with pus and blood and all that...
well the guy beside him kept throwing up...
so the man with the disease said "i am sorry i know its me i will go"
the man looked at him and said "no its not you, you can stay"
the man with the disease said ok so he sat back down
later the man threw up again and the man with lepercy said "i will go i am sorry"
the other manh said no its not you just stay its ok" so the man stayed
then like 10 min. the man threw up again and the man with the disease said ok enough i am gonna go now. the other man said no don't go its not you just let me explain...the guy behind my keeps dipping his chips in you back...
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