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| Posted by Stephen G. O'Connor on 09-Aug-2005 | Growing old is mandatory, butGrowing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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| Posted by The Rat on 09-Aug-2005 | If you try to fail,If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
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| Posted by D love on 09-Aug-2005 | If nothing sticks to Teflon,If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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| Posted by ROTEM IS A SMURF on 09-Aug-2005 | Why is there only ONEWhy is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
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| Posted by Richard R. Dooley on 09-Aug-2005 | If you shoot a mime,If you shoot a mime, should you use a silencer?
Why call it "take" a dump, when you leave something behind?
What was the best thing before sliced bread?
Why is there an expiry date on my sour cream container?
Why do we park on driveways and drive on parkways?
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| Posted by Jeanna M. Garloch on 09-Aug-2005 | Light travels faster than sound.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs?
When you open a new bag of cotton balls, is the top one meant to be thrown away?
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder Why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?
Where do forest rangers go to "get away from it all"?
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