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| Posted by Lisa M. Allen on 10-Aug-2005 | H I J K L M N OThere was a football coach that had a player on his team that was a bit low.
The Dean told him that if the player could learn the formula for water, then he
would be allowed to play in the big game.
The day of the big game came and the Dean called the player into his office
and asked him to recite the formula for water. The player grinned real big and
said, "H I J K L M N O."
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| Posted by NY on 10-Aug-2005 | She's much betterA college football lineman married one of the team's cheerleaders. The coach
said, "You're such a big guy--why did you marry such a petite woman? She's no
bigger than your hand."
"That's right, Coach," replied the lineman, "but she's much better!"
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| Posted by Mr HaHa Man on 10-Aug-2005 | Just the reflectionFour women were out on the golf course, when one pointed out a white blur
approaching from a distance.. As it grew closer, they could see it was a
streaker drawing near.. As the nude guy ran past the women one said, "My golly,
which is that? Was that Dick Green??"
Another answered, "I don't think so. I think it was just the reflection."
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| Posted by Mark on 10-Aug-2005 | We'll take their timeManager: "I'm sorry. Sir, we have no time opened on the course today."
Golfer: "Wait a minute, what if Arnold Palmer and Jack Nicklaus showed up? I'm
sure you'd find a starting time for them."
Manager: "Of course we would, sir."
Golfer: "Well, I happen to know they're not coming, so we'll take their time."
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| Posted by The king of hitz on 10-Aug-2005 | Rake in the bunkerA man said to his golfing friend, "I hit two of my best balls yesterday!"
"Oh yeah?"
"Yeah, I stepped on a rake in the bunker."
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| Posted by NoraLora on 10-Aug-2005 | Golf courseA Jew, a Catholic and a Mormon were having drinks at the bar following an
interfaith meeting. The Jew, bragging on his virility said, "I have four sons.
One more and I'll have a basketball team."
The Catholic, pooh-poohed this accomplishment, stating, "That's nothing! I
have 10 sons, one more and I'll have a football team."
The Mormon replied, "You fellas ain't got a clue. I have 17 wives. One more
and I'll have a golf course."
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