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| Posted by Paul S. Morette on 14-Aug-2005 | Halloween CostumesA boyfriend and girlfriend were getting ready for a Halloween
party. The girlfriend came out wearing a lemon on her belt. The
boyfriend asked, "What are you going to the party as?" She said
"I'm going as a sourpuss!"
After the boyfriend got through changing, he came out wearing a
potato on his belt. The girlfriend said, "And what are YOU going
to the party as?" He said, "Well, I'm going as a dictator!"
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| Posted by Nick Jerimiah on 14-Aug-2005 | PilgrimsDid you ever wonder if the Pilgrims would have killed bobcats instead of
turkeys? And if so on Thanksgiving we'd be eating pussy!
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| Posted by Anna Flack on 14-Aug-2005 | Christmas Trees vs. PriestWhat do Christmas trees and priests have in common?
Their balls are for decoration.
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| Posted by Tsalbeci on 14-Aug-2005 | embarising moment... ok, well this aint a joke,
this is a true embarrising moment which happened to me last
summer on my holiday to paris for 3 weeks.
the day was very hot. we were bored we needed something to do,
so me and my sister, karren went out shopping. we went to loads
of clothes shops trying on lots of clothes and stuff. We
decieded to try on swimming costumes. i tryed on really ace
ones, adidas, nike, speedo and other makes. karren dared me to
try on this horridable costume, even my granny probobly wouldnt
wear it, i tryed it on and when i saw my reflection in the
mirror i burst out in fits of laughter, i was laughing so much i
wet myself not only that one of the staff made me buy it.
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| Posted by Brent A. Lund on 14-Aug-2005 | Santa's Worst ConfessionWhat is Santa's worst confession?
He admits that only naughty girls get presents for Christmas!
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| Posted by slimchance on 14-Aug-2005 | Ghosts Favorite ClothesWhat's a ghosts favorite clothes?
Boo-jeans.
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