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| Posted by Paul S. Morette on 14-Aug-2005 | Halloween CostumesA boyfriend and girlfriend were getting ready for a Halloween
party. The girlfriend came out wearing a lemon on her belt. The
boyfriend asked, "What are you going to the party as?" She said
"I'm going as a sourpuss!"
After the boyfriend got through changing, he came out wearing a
potato on his belt. The girlfriend said, "And what are YOU going
to the party as?" He said, "Well, I'm going as a dictator!"
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| Posted by dawn whispers on 14-Aug-2005 | The 12 Days of ChristmasThe 12 Days of Christmas (Druggie Version)
On the _______________ of Christmas my dealer got for me......
1st A Hemp Fest in the City.
2nd Two Burn Outs.
3rd Three Bong Hits.
4th Four Acid Tabs.
5th Five Used Up Sluts.
6th Six Pounds of Crack.
7th Seven Used Syringes.
8th Eight Busted* Girls.
9th Nine Crack Whores.
10th Ten Kegs of Beer.
11th Eleven Months in Rehab.
12th Twelve Trips to Jail.
Busted means extreamly ugly.
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| Posted by Cara E. Busch on 14-Aug-2005 | Ho Ho Ho?Why does Santa say ho ho ho?
Because those are all the people he slept with the night before!
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| Posted by Joey Bagofdounts on 14-Aug-2005 | LifesavingIt is the summer holidays and Jack is at a water camp. The instructor is
teaching the campers life saving in water.
"So what you do is, you jump in after the drowner. Then you haul that
person back in. Remember to put your index and middle finger on the
person's cheek and use your thumb to move. Do side-stroke to the edge.
Jack, I want you and Jill to do a little demonstration. Jill jumps in and
Jack, you save her in the way I taught you, okay?"
"Okay," said Jack.
What happened next was that a Jill jumped in and started drowning. The
instructor waited for Jack to jump in. Ten minutes passed and Jill drowned
to death.
"Jack, why didn't you save Jill?" he asked.
"I can't swim."
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| Posted by Wicked_draven69 on 14-Aug-2005 | Gothic Prostitutes and SantaThere were three gothic girls walking down the street. Santa
notices and says," Aren't you wearing any bright colors instead
of dark." The girls said," Because we're the THREE GOTHICS
PROSTITUTES!" Suddenly, Santa is laughing his head off and then,
his pants fall off. The prostitutes mouths are wide open and
they colaspe onto the sidewalk. Santa says," I better go and
take them to my workshop and get a good workout." In the end,
the three gothic prostitutes become Santa's sexual playmates for
all eternity. Ended by being druged up and brainwashed.
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| Posted by SweeTooth on 14-Aug-2005 | Santa ClawsWho wears red and white and roars like a lion?
Santa Claws.
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