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():funny definitions (324): Hardware Store


Posted by Tar on 09-Aug-2005

Hardware Store

Similar to a black hole in space. If he goes in, he isn't coming out
anytime soon.
   

5 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): Freudian Slip...


Posted by Homie G. Funk on 07-Aug-2005

Freudian Slip...

Freudian Slip (noun)

A Freudian Slip is when you intend to say one thing but instead say your mother.

   

12 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): IBM...


Posted by jokemeister on 07-Aug-2005

IBM...

IBM (Acronym)

I Blame Microsoft

   

2 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): Yogurt...


Posted by jeremy M. ABEL on 07-Aug-2005

Yogurt...

Yogurt (noun)

Semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and fermented milk. Yogurt is one of only three foods that taste exactly the same as they sound. The other two are goulash and squid.

   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): Poetry...


Posted by polishpistol on 07-Aug-2005
Poetry...
Poetry

When every line begins with a capital

   

3 people have rated this joke:
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():funny definitions (324): Traffic Light...


Posted by Big_Robinski on 07-Aug-2005
Traffic Light...
Traffic Light

Apparatus that automatically turns red when your car approaches.

   

6 people have rated this joke:
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