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| Posted by churchboybrian on 14-Aug-2005 | Have in CommonWhat do lawyers, McDonalds hamburgers, election promises, and a
Johnny-on-the-Spot have in common?
They're all loaded with shit.
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| Posted by The Rat on 07-Aug-2005 | The first 90% of the job takes 90% of the...The first 90% of the job takes 90% of the time.
The last 10% takes the other 90%.
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| Posted by K9mom on 07-Aug-2005 | You know you have problems when the barber...You know you have problems when the barber has a USMC tattoo on his arm.
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| Posted by DrummerMonkey on 07-Aug-2005 | Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense...Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when
unaccompanied by a good cut of meat.
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| Posted by Cara A. Wegimont on 07-Aug-2005 | It is more important to know whether there...It is more important to know whether there will be weather than
what the whether will be.
--- the Whether Man, from The Phantom Tollbooth
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