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| Posted by A M on 13-Aug-2005 | HeatI threw a ciggerate out my window it landed on the ground any you started saying clap your hands stomp your feet praise the lord we got heat.
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():nerd jokes (650): The man that fell in the river |
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| Posted by Bryce m. Reineman on 13-Aug-2005 | The man that fell in the rivera man was walking allong a river back and he sliped and he fell in so this guy called george pulled him to the edge of the river and ten muinets later the medics got him the started giving him mouth to mouth and george was still watching half an hour past and water was still coming out of tis guys mouth an hour later water was still coming out of this guys mouth so george says "try taking his arse out of the water"
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| Posted by Kayne j. Ryan on 13-Aug-2005 | Sad stuffQ. what do you call a dog with no legs and a metal willy?
A. SPARKY
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| Posted by Aimeekat on 13-Aug-2005 | B @ Qstarted fighting the other day walked into B and Q guy says to me do you want decking so i fucking smacked him
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| Posted by Tara A. Lindenmuth on 13-Aug-2005 | Three Blondes And A BrunetteOne day,3 blondes and a brunette were hanging
over a cliff from a rope that could only hold
3 people,the brunette said,I will let go!.
And the three blondes started clapping.
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():nerd jokes (650): RUMOR: Big business merger pending |
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