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| Posted by Chris Dutto on 10-Aug-2005 | Help. I Lost My Crippled Turtle.Where do you find a turtle with no arms and no legs?
Wherever you put it, dumbass.
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| Posted by Terry Emhemed on 10-Aug-2005 | Here, Chicken, ChickenWhere is the world's fastest chicken from?
Ethiopia!
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| Posted by Amanda Hugandkiss on 10-Aug-2005 | Here, Piggy, PiggyAn old farmer and his wife had a bunch of pigs, and every morning the farmer
would head out to feed them. And every morning, he would see all the pigs
screwing up a storm. He would get turned on by this and try to get back to the
house in time to screw his wife -- but he always got soft before he got there.
So one day, he took his hatchet and headed out to the pig pen.
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| Posted by Allan J. Vercellino on 10-Aug-2005 | Hi-Steppin' MamaYo mama's so fat, when she stepped on the dog's tail we had to change his name
to Beaver.
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| Posted by Carlos Rincon on 10-Aug-2005 | Hillbilly Animal EtiquetteWhat do hillbilly chicks and polar bears have in common?
They both lick their paws.
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| Posted by Jessica R. Patterson on 10-Aug-2005 | Holy MoleyHow Does a dummy kill a mole?
He buries it.
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