Hemorrhage...

Hemorrhage

An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.

Gray Matter...

Gray Matter (noun)

Older, experienced business people hired by young entrepreneurial firms looking to appear more reputable and established.

Hair Dresser...

Hair Dresser (noun)

Someone who is able to create a style you will never be able to duplicate again. See "Magician".

From Mom's Dictionary......

Puddle (noun)

A small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it.

Foreign Film...

Foreign Film

Any movie shown in a Texas theater that isn't a western.

Tongue...

Tongue (noun)

A variety of meat.

Rarely served as it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow.