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| Posted by Becca A. Stewart on 12-Aug-2005 | Hey!!!Your mama so poor I walked into her bathroom and there was a cockroach on the toilet and he said, "Hey, wait your turn!"
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| Posted by symmer on 12-Aug-2005 | CrispsOne day at the twin towers, the lunch boy was selling crisps and shouted out the flavours, "salt & vinegar, cheese & onion, PLANE!"
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| Posted by Mel S on 12-Aug-2005 | A drunk guythis 1 guy walked into a bar and told the bartender to give him a beer the bar tender said no your to drunk come back tomarrow. So he walked out and walked to the side door and said give me a beer no your to drunk. so he walked to the back door and the same guy anserd and said no. dam how many bars do you work at
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| Posted by don j. wenzel on 12-Aug-2005 | Ohh no!A young lady taking a bath and relaxing hears a knock at the door.
"Who is it" she asks. "The blind man" comes the reply. she thinks for moment, and allows him in.
He says: "wow what beautiful tits, where can I hang the blinds"?
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():bar jokes (2610): A man walks into a bar. It must have hurt!... |
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| Posted by The Dudeman on 12-Aug-2005 | A man walks into a bar. It must have hurt!...A man walks into a bar. It must have hurt!
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| Posted by Bob Nelson on 12-Aug-2005 | Ouch!A guy walked into a bar.
He said:
Ouch!!!
Do you get it?
If not, try replacing bar with pole
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