Hipatitis...

Hipatitis

Terminal coolness.

From The Washington Post's Style Invitational competition, where readers were asked to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Love...

Love

Two vowels, two consonants, two fools.

Mushroom Management...

Mushroom Management

Keep your employees in the dark and occasionally throw shit at them.

Under Mouse Arrest...

Under Mouse Arrest

Getting busted for violating an online service's rule of conduct. "Sorry I couldn't get back to you. AOL put me under mouse arrest."

Bedroom...

Bedroom

The place where most household accidents occur.

Hemorrhage...

Hemorrhage

An amount of blood loss which threatens the viability of the patient, and the composure of the attending physician.