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| Posted by Dezaray Phillips on 13-Aug-2005 | Hippo loveQ: Why do hippoes only mate under water.
A: Have you ever tried keeping a 5 houndred pond pussy wet.
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| Posted by basketballgal on 08-Aug-2005 | LIZARDSA LIZARD CAN JUMP UP AND YOU
WOULD NOT OF NOTICED UNTIL YOU CAME BACK FROM THE SKY.
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| Posted by Cher_94 on 12-Aug-2005 | Beeswhy do bees hum?? because they dont know the words! lol!
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| Posted by Emily M on 13-Aug-2005 | Shag your sheepA researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer. ''So, Cornish farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''
''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boot and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.''
''That's very interesting,'' replies the researcher and he leaves the Cornish farmer. Then he meets a Midlands Farmer. ''So, Midlands farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''
''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over a wall.''
''That's very interesting,'' replies the researcher. ''That's how they do it in Cornwall too.'' And he leaves the Midlands farmer. Then he meets a farmer from Abergaveny. ''So, Abergaveny farmer, how do you shag your sheep?''
''Well, I take the hind legs of the sheep and put them down my wellie boots and take the front legs of the sheep and put them over my shoulders.''
''Over your shoulders?'' replies the researcher. ''Don't you put them over a wall like everyone else?''
''What?'' says the farmer. ''And miss out on all the kissing?!''
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