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| Posted by Scott on 11-Aug-2005 | Hot sauceThis man could not get his daughter to scream. She would not even scream when she was mad. So a man put a poster outside of his house that said, "If you can make my daughter scream you will get $5,000!" A white man, a black man, and a chianeese man went to the house and took a shot at it.The white man went in, and the father heard no scream. The black man went in, and the father heard no scream again. So the chianeese man went in, and the father heard the loudest scream he had ever heard. The fater said, "My daughter never screams. How did you make her scream?" The chianeese man said, "Me chianeese me play trick me put hot sauce on my dick"
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| Posted by mehru batra on 11-Aug-2005 | Long Island DuckThis lady in N.Y. City use to go to a corner store that sells ducks and she was known to go there to by a Long Island duck at all times, one day she did her usual routine and stop at that corner store to by a Long Island duck, she notest a new owner operating the store so she ask him for a Long Island duck, the man went to the back and grab a duck and give it to her, she toke the duck, put's her finger in the ducks ass and says, excuse me sir but I asked for a Long Island duck and this is a new jersey duck, so the man looked at her, went to the back and grab another duck, gives it to her and again she put's her finger in the duck's ass and says, excuse me again sir but I've told you that I want a Long Island duck and this is a New York duck, the man looked at her angry, goes to the back and grabs another one and gives it to her, she did the inspection again and said, sir, finally you got it right, this is a long Island duck! By the way sir you look new here, where you from? The man still angry from her attitude looks at her, turns around, put's he's pants down and says, listen lady if you're smart, check my asshole.
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| Posted by james on 11-Aug-2005 | Food for ThoughtPatient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat bananas, bananas come out."
Doctor: That's easy. Eat shit!
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| Posted by Rhino on 11-Aug-2005 | Baked beansThere once was a man who when he married his wife he swore never to eat baked beans because things happened when he did. one day when he took a 5 mile walk after 2 miles he got very hungry. ahead of him was baked bean stand. he was so hungry he had to have some. when he was finished eating he got very hyper and started to fart. since he still had 3 miles to go he thought it would wear off.
when he stepped into his house his eyes were covered with a blind fold. "i have a surprise for you" said his wife. "okay he said" he sat down at the table when the phone rang. he than realized eh had to fart. he let out a little bit. than a little bit more. finally he let out all of it. when his wife came back she took off the blind fold and sitting in front of him were 12 guests.
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| Posted by pink_sparkle on 11-Aug-2005 | Vibrators and SoybeansQ: What do vibrators and soybeans have in common?
A: They are both great substitutes
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| Posted by holly mcmahon on 11-Aug-2005 | Pickle juiceThere was a building and the first floor had a pickle store. the second was nothing. the third floor was selling saws.one day a person went out on the porch of the second floor. the third floors manager droped a saw down. the saw cut the person's ass then ass fell into a pickle jar. after a while an old lady bought the pickle jar with the ass inside it.when she went home she ate one. then she ate another one and another and another until the ass. when she ate it she said this one is extra good. she went back to the pickle store she said she will take 20 more jars......especially the ones with the white things inside it...
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