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| Posted by Mya F. Whooch on 12-Aug-2005 | How do crazy people get through the forest?How do crazy people get through the forest?
They take the psycho path.
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| Posted by caramelove on 14-Aug-2005 | The cat, the fly, and the fishOne day there was a cat wtaching the fish watching a fly above
the water and the fish was thinking if that fly drops 6 inches I
can jump up and eat it. The cat was thinkng if the fly drops 6
inches and the fish jumps up to get it I can catch the fish and
eat it. Well, the fly dropped 6 inches, the fish jumped, the cat
missed the fish and fell in the pond.
The moral of the story is that when the fly drops 6 inches the
pussy gets wet.
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| Posted by Lesley A. Salton on 12-Aug-2005 | Small PenisThis couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ.
Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis.
"No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
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| Posted by Suki on 09-Aug-2005 | The Dead DogThere was a lady, who had a dog that she loved, and he followed her everywhere. One morning she woke up, went to the bathroom, came out, and realized that her dog wasn't at her feet. She found him in his bed ''sleeping''. She called his name, but he didn't get up. So she took him to the vet and told the vet that her dog wouldn't wake up. So he looked at her dog and said, ''Your dog is dead''. She asked the doctor to perform another test to be sure.The doctor went into another room, and came back with a cage. In it there was a cat. He let the cat out, and she walked arund the dog, sniffed, and went back in her cage. The doc put the cat back in the other room. He came out and said again, ''Your dog is dead''. She was like ''Ok, how much do I owe you?'' The doctor said ''$300'' She said, ''What!?!? How could it cost that much??'' He said ''$15 for me to say he was dead. Then $285 for the cat scan''
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| Posted by nick collazo on 09-Aug-2005 | Marriage ProposalAn really elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediately said "yes".
The next morning when he awoke, he couldn't remember what her answer was! "Was she happy? I think so, wait, no, she looked at me funny..."
After about an hour of trying to remember to no avail, he got on the telephone and gave her a call. Embarrassed, he admitted that he didn't remember her answer to the marriage proposal.
"Oh", she said, "I'm so glad you called. I remembered saying 'yes' to someone, but I couldn't remember who it was."
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| Posted by Peytra on 09-Aug-2005 | Duck HuntingA duck hunter killed four ducks. He put them into his bag and began to walk home. The game warden stopped him and said, "So, your a duck hunter?"
"Yes sir, I am"
The warden sticks his thumb up the first duck's ass and says, " This duck is from New York, do you have a New York hunting license?"
The hunter replies, "Yes I do." and he shows it.
The warden checks the other ducks, the same way, and says, "My, my, you have ducks from NY, VT, CT and NH! Where are you from?"
The hunter turns around, bends over and pulls down his pants, and says, "I don't know...why don't you tell me?"
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