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| Posted by Sam Patrick on 14-Aug-2005 | How Do Sheeps Say Merry Christmas?How do sheeps in Mexico said Merry Christmas?
Fleece Navidad.
(Feliz Navidad)
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| Posted by WhlteFlre on 14-Aug-2005 | Santa's Pick Up Lines* I know when you've been bad or good, so let's skip the small talk,
sister!
* Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?
* Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?
* Some of my best toys run on batteries...
* I see you when you're sleeping - and you don't wear any underwear, do
you?
* Screw the "nice" list -- I've got you on my "nice AND naughty" list!
* Wanna join the "Mile High" club?
* That's not a candy cane in my pocket, honey. I'm just glad to see you!
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| Posted by Barry G. Wood on 09-Aug-2005 | Question and answer Christmas jokeQ: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Snowflakes.
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():holiday jokes (333): The Top 14 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating |
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| Posted by Fasty F. Fasty on 14-Aug-2005 | The Top 14 Euphemisms for Holiday Overeating
14> Loading Santa's Sleigh
13> Dropping Toys Down the Chimney
12> Stuffing the Intestinal Stocking
11> Opening an Account With E.F. Glutton
10> Getting Stockingfaced
9> Fueling the Mother of All Yule Logs
8> Dreaming of a Wide Christmas
7> Becoming a Macy's Float
6> Circuit-Training the Ol' Sansabelt Muscles
5> Digest Ye Sedentary Gentlemen
4> Getting on Jenny Craig's "Naughty" List
3> Not Letting the Nutritionists Win
2> Uploading to Napster
1> Providing Shade for the Ol' Yule Log
[ The Top 5 List www.topfive.com ]
[ Copyright 2003 by Chris White ]
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