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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 08-Aug-2005 | How do you catch a polar bear?How do you catch a polar bear in Alaska?
First you go out and cut a hole in the ice. Then, you line the hole
with peas. When the bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the
ice-hole.
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| Posted by Bill Clinton on 08-Aug-2005 | 99 ClickQ. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
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| Posted by Sam on 08-Aug-2005 | Tigger.Why was Tigger lickin' the toilet?
Cause he was lookin' for Pooh!
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| Posted by Chris King on 08-Aug-2005 | Miss MuffetLittle miss muffet... sat on her tuffet... eating her kurds and way.
Along came a spider, who sat down beside her, and said: "hey, whats
in the bowl bitch?!"
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| Posted by dee on 08-Aug-2005 | The LionWhat did the lion say when he saw two hunters in a jeep?
Meals on Wheels!
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| Posted by Brandon C. Mclean on 08-Aug-2005 | A Hippo What?3 elderly gentlemen were sitting on a park bench discussing what the meanest animal in the world was.
The first said, "The meanest animal in the world is a Hippopotamus, cause it's got such big jowls. One bite and your gone."
The second shook his head and said "Nah, hippo may be mean, but ain't nothing meaner than an alligator. He got a big mouth and all them teeth, snap ?, one bite, ha, one swallow, you gone."
The third gentleman sat for a moment, and finally he spoke and said, " No sir, the meanest aninmal in the world is a hippagator."
The other two in disbelief inquired as to what in the world is a hippagator, believing there was no such animal.
The gentleman slowly began to explain, " A hippagator got a hippo head on one end, and an 'gator head on the other"
"WAIT ! interrupted the others, "If he has a head on both ends, How does he shit ?"
The reply was simply," He don't, that's what makes him so mean".
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