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| Posted by Ciara Blaze on 10-Aug-2005 | How does it work?The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?"
The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?"
The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?"
The graduate with an Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"
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| Posted by Shameka Moore on 10-Aug-2005 | Thank YouTheresa was studying public speaking, when she was given an assignment to give
a short speech on sex. Here's what she said: "It gives me great pleasure.
Thank You."
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| Posted by DIRRTYbarbie on 10-Aug-2005 | AnythingA student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the
hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this
exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his
eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "... I would do... anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you... study?"
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| Posted by Amanda S. Fletcher on 10-Aug-2005 | To save livesOne day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. A
pre-med student rudely interrupted to ask, "Why do we have to learn this
stuff?"
"To save lives." the professor responded quickly and continued the
lecture.
A few minutes later, the same student spoke up again. "So how does
physics save lives?" he persisted.
"It keeps the ignoramuses out of medical school," replied the professor.
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| Posted by J Man on 10-Aug-2005 | Rubbing my rodThe instructor was demonstrating the wonders of static electricity to his
class at MIT. While holding a plastic rod in one hand and a wool cloth in the
other, he told the class, "You can see that I get a large charge from rubbing my
rod..."
That was pretty much the end of learning for that day.
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| Posted by chris Dawson on 10-Aug-2005 | I see your problemIn some foreign country a Athens State Priest, a University of Alabama Lawyer
and an Auburn Engineer are about to be guillotined. The Priest puts his head on
the block, they pull the rope and nothing happens. He declares that he's been
saved by divine intervention, so he's let go.
The Lawyer is put on the block, and again the rope doesn't release the blade.
He claims he can't be executed twice for the same crime and he too, is set free.
They grab the Auburn Engineer and shove his head into the guillotine, he looks
up at the release mechanism and says, "Wait a minute, I see your problem..."
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