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| Posted by missbehavin on 14-Aug-2005 | How to Cook a TurkeyStep 1: Go buy a turkey
Step 2: Take a drink of whiskey (scotch) OR JD
Step 3: Put turkey in the oven
Step 4: Take another 2 drinks of whiskey
Step 5: Set the degree at 375 ovens
Step 6: Take 3 more whiskeys of drink
Step 7: Turn oven the on
Step 8: Take 4 whisks of drinky
Step 9: Turk the bastey
Step 10: Whiskey another bottle of get
Step 11: Stick a turkey in the thermometer
Step 12: Glass yourself a pour of whiskey
Step 13: Bake the whiskey for 4 hours
Step 14: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 15: Take the oven out of the turkey
Step 16: Floor the turkey up off of the pick
Step 17: Turk the carvey
Step 18: Get yourself another scottle of botch
Step 19: Tet the sable and pour yourself a glass of turkey
Hope you'all have a Tappy Thansgibing
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| Posted by dawn whispers on 14-Aug-2005 | The 12 Days of ChristmasThe 12 Days of Christmas (Druggie Version)
On the _______________ of Christmas my dealer got for me......
1st A Hemp Fest in the City.
2nd Two Burn Outs.
3rd Three Bong Hits.
4th Four Acid Tabs.
5th Five Used Up Sluts.
6th Six Pounds of Crack.
7th Seven Used Syringes.
8th Eight Busted* Girls.
9th Nine Crack Whores.
10th Ten Kegs of Beer.
11th Eleven Months in Rehab.
12th Twelve Trips to Jail.
Busted means extreamly ugly.
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| Posted by Paul S. Morette on 14-Aug-2005 | Halloween CostumesA boyfriend and girlfriend were getting ready for a Halloween
party. The girlfriend came out wearing a lemon on her belt. The
boyfriend asked, "What are you going to the party as?" She said
"I'm going as a sourpuss!"
After the boyfriend got through changing, he came out wearing a
potato on his belt. The girlfriend said, "And what are YOU going
to the party as?" He said, "Well, I'm going as a dictator!"
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| Posted by Nick Jerimiah on 14-Aug-2005 | PilgrimsDid you ever wonder if the Pilgrims would have killed bobcats instead of
turkeys? And if so on Thanksgiving we'd be eating pussy!
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| Posted by Anna Flack on 14-Aug-2005 | Christmas Trees vs. PriestWhat do Christmas trees and priests have in common?
Their balls are for decoration.
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| Posted by Tsalbeci on 14-Aug-2005 | embarising moment... ok, well this aint a joke,
this is a true embarrising moment which happened to me last
summer on my holiday to paris for 3 weeks.
the day was very hot. we were bored we needed something to do,
so me and my sister, karren went out shopping. we went to loads
of clothes shops trying on lots of clothes and stuff. We
decieded to try on swimming costumes. i tryed on really ace
ones, adidas, nike, speedo and other makes. karren dared me to
try on this horridable costume, even my granny probobly wouldnt
wear it, i tryed it on and when i saw my reflection in the
mirror i burst out in fits of laughter, i was laughing so much i
wet myself not only that one of the staff made me buy it.
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