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| Posted by Alex C on 07-Aug-2005 | I always turn to the sports page first, which...I always turn to the sports page first, which record people's
accomplishments. The front page has nothing but man's failures.
- Chief Justice Earl Warren
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():funny quotes (263): $100 placed at 7 percent interest compounded... |
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| Posted by Fran Mcgrath on 07-Aug-2005 | "... It's easy if you try."..."... It's easy if you try."
- Lennon
"That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard."
- Marx
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():funny quotes (263): "Get your facts first,
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| Posted by Akdadevil Bavarian Butchers on 07-Aug-2005 | "Get your facts first,
and then you can distort..."Get your facts first,
and then you can distort them as much as you please."
- Mark Twain
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| Posted by Rik Jordan on 07-Aug-2005 | Beer is good food....Beer is good food.
- John Goodman
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():funny quotes (263): The problem with the world is that everyone... |
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| Posted by Charlie Rich on 07-Aug-2005 | The problem with the world is that everyone...The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
- Humphrey Bogart
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