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	():other funny jokes (4827): I Guess That's F

Posted by dominick s. laporte on 09-Aug-2005

I Guess That's F

Two rednecks meet on a dusty country road. One of them is carrying a big bag labeled, "chickens."

"Chickens, eh?"

says one guy.

"Hey, if I guess how many chickens you got, will you give me one?"

"Heck," says the guy with the bag, "iffin you guess right, I'll give you both of 'em."

The other scratches his head and guesses, "Um... five?"

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Bunnies and Carrots

Posted by Samantha N. Czerepka on 09-Aug-2005

Bunnies and Carrots

Q: What's invisible and smells like carrots???
A: Bunny farts!

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	():other funny jokes (4827): The Magician and the

Posted by Galactic Girl on 09-Aug-2005

The Magician and the

A young magician started to work on a cruise ship with his pet parrot. The parrot would always steal his act by saying things like, “he has a card up his sleeve” or “he has a dove in his pocket.”

One day the ship sank and the magician and the parrot found themselves alone on a lifeboat. For a couple of days, they just sat there looking at each other. Finally, the parrot broke the silence and said, “Okay, I give up. What did you do with the ship?”

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Dumb Crooks Roundup

Posted by Hugo d. Padilla on 09-Aug-2005

Dumb Crooks Roundup

BETTER HOLD ON TO THOSE PANTIES...THEY COULD COME IN HANDY

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	():other funny jokes (4827): Jesus Is Gonna Get Y

Posted by Alex C. GALLAGHER on 09-Aug-2005

Jesus Is Gonna Get Y

A man was robbing a house in the middle of the night. All of a sudden, he heard a parrot cry out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."

The robber ignored it, and takes the TV. Again, the parrot cries out.
"Jesus is gonna get you."

The robber started to get a little worried.
"What's your name, birdie?"

"Moses."

"What dumbass named you Moses?"

"The same dumbass who called his rottweiler Jesus."

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