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| Posted by Bunny Babe on 07-Aug-2005 | I know the day it happens. On August 29,...I know the day it happens. On August 29, 1997 it's going to
feel pretty f**king real to you too. Anybody not wearing two
million sun block is going to have a real bad day. Get it?
- Sarah Conner (played by Linda Hamilton), in Terminator 2: Judgement
Day, offers a cheery thought for the day.
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():funny quotes (263): "I love the lines the men use to get us into... |
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| Posted by Briman B. Briman on 07-Aug-2005 | "I love the lines the men use to get us into..."I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put
it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?"
- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)
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| Posted by JoJo C on 07-Aug-2005 | Always pull up survey stakes....Always pull up survey stakes.
- George Hayduke
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():funny quotes (263): I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...... |
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| Posted by pete imaman on 07-Aug-2005 | I learned to put the [toilet] seat down......I learned to put the [toilet] seat down...
it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
- Ralph Noble
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():funny quotes (263): "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or... |
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| Posted by Scavenger. on 07-Aug-2005 | "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or..."What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is
being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for
the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line
"a mind is a terrible thing to waste"
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