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():funny quotes (263): I learned to put the [toilet] seat down......


Posted by pete imaman on 07-Aug-2005

I learned to put the [toilet] seat down......

I learned to put the [toilet] seat down... it makes you look like a warm, caring, sensitive human being.
- Ralph Noble

   

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():funny quotes (263): "What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or...


Posted by Scavenger. on 07-Aug-2005

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or...

"What a waste it is to lose one's mind. Or not to have a mind is being very wasteful. How true that is."
- Former U.S. Vice-President Dan Quayle at a fundraising event for the United Negro College Fund. He was attempting to quote the line "a mind is a terrible thing to waste"

   

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():funny quotes (263): A man with one watch knows what time it is....


Posted by Baby Doll on 07-Aug-2005

A man with one watch knows what time it is....

A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A man with two watches is never sure.

- Albert Einstein

   

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():funny quotes (263): "Computer games don't affect kids; I mean...


Posted by William G. Jenkins on 07-Aug-2005

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean...

"Computer games don't affect kids; I mean if Pac-Man affected us as kids, we'd all be running around in darkened rooms, munching magic pills and listening to repetitive electronic music."
- Kristian Wilson, CEO, Nintendo Gaming Corporation, Inc, 1989

   

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():funny quotes (263): A life without tragedy would not be worth...


Posted by Labblue* on 07-Aug-2005
A life without tragedy would not be worth...
A life without tragedy would not be worth living.
- Edward Abbey

   

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():funny quotes (263): Freedom begins between the ears....


Posted by Sam T. Brauer on 07-Aug-2005
Freedom begins between the ears....
Freedom begins between the ears.
- Edward Abbey

   

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