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| Posted by Briman B. Briman on 07-Aug-2005 | "I love the lines the men use to get us into..."I love the lines the men use to get us into bed. "Please, I'll only put
it in for a minute." What am I, a microwave?"
- Beverly Mickins (American comedienne)
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| Posted by JoJo C on 07-Aug-2005 | Always pull up survey stakes....Always pull up survey stakes.
- George Hayduke
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():funny quotes (263): "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart.... |
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| Posted by dave gammell on 07-Aug-2005 | "The cat has too much spirit to have no heart...."The cat has too much spirit to have no heart."
- Ernest Menaul
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():funny quotes (263): Due to the shape of the North American Elk's... |
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| Posted by Jokester Man on 07-Aug-2005 | Due to the shape of the North American Elk's...Due to the shape of the North American Elk's esophagus. even if it
could speak, it could not pronounce the word lasagna.
- Cliff Clavin, Cheers
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():funny quotes (263): Nobody has so many friends that he can afford... |
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| Posted by punkprincess7546 on 07-Aug-2005 | Nobody has so many friends that he can afford...Nobody has so many friends that he can afford to lose one.
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): "Death is every man's final critic.
To die... |
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| Posted by Danelle L. Sandella on 07-Aug-2005 | "Death is every man's final critic.
To die..."Death is every man's final critic.
To die well you must live bravely."
- Edward Abbey
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