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| Posted by Raymond Kurtis on 07-Aug-2005 | "I never gave them hell. I only told the..."I never gave them hell. I only told the truth and they thought it was hell."
- Harry S. Truman
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():funny quotes (263): "Life without music would be an intolerable... |
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| Posted by Seamus G. Beirne on 07-Aug-2005 | "Life without music would be an intolerable..."Life without music would be an intolerable insult."
- Edward Abbey
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():funny quotes (263): When large numbers of men are unable to find... |
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():funny quotes (263): The man with the best job in the country is... |
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| Posted by Amy Hakwkins on 07-Aug-2005 | The man with the best job in the country is...The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has
to do is get up every morning and say, "How's the President?"
- Will Rogers
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():funny quotes (263): "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth.... |
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| Posted by dodo zhang on 07-Aug-2005 | "On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth...."On the one hand, we'll never experience childbirth. On the other hand, we
can open all our own jars."
- Bruce Willis (On the difference between men and women)
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| Posted by Vortex on 07-Aug-2005 | Put it back in the horse!...Put it back in the horse!
- H. Allen Smith, an American humorist in the '30s-'50s,
after he drank his first American beer at a bar.
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