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| Posted by jarmo two on 07-Aug-2005 | It is not true that life is one damn thing...It is not true that life is one damn thing after another.
It's one damn thing over and over.
- Edna St. Vincent Millay
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| Posted by Tommy Fischer on 14-Aug-2005 | Another Steven Wright QuoteI'm having amnesia and de ja vu at the same time. Now I'm
forgetting things all over again.
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| Posted by Nate M. F on 07-Aug-2005 | "One of the curious effects of a bad hangover..."One of the curious effects of a bad hangover is that
you think you're wrong whether you are or not.
Not wrong in particulars,
but wrong in general, wrong about everything."
- Jim Harrison
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| Posted by amanda j. tanner on 07-Aug-2005 | Society is like a stew....Society is like a stew.
If you don't keep it stirred up,
you get a lot of scum on top.
- Edward Abbey
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| Posted by Sumit W. Khan on 07-Aug-2005 | "I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort..."I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me"
- Herman Melville
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