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| Posted by Joanne Massoud on 09-Aug-2005 | I will do anything to passA student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly.
"I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."
He returns her gaze. "Anything?"
"Anything."
His voice softens. "Anything??"
"Absolutely anything."
His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"
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| Posted by Dejoira T. Phillips on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
16. Carry old orange juice around with you everywhere you go.
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| Posted by Pretzelkin on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
54. Complain of having a terrible virus in your system and cough at your roommate frequently.
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| Posted by faulk t. poo on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
92. "Drink" a raw egg for breakfast every morning. Explain that you are in training. Eat a dozen donuts every night.
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| Posted by julij on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
102. Pile dirty dishes in your roommate's bed. Insist that you don't know how they got there.
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| Posted by Miss Who on 09-Aug-2005 | Ways to confuse a roommateThese are intended for entertainment purposes only. We do not advise that you ever do these things to a roommate or yourself.
64. Sit on the floor and talk to the wall.
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