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| Posted by Faisal Moussly on 12-Aug-2005 | I will tell you a jokewell i will tell you somthing dirty a boy fell in mud i will tell you somthing clean the boy had a barthwith bubbels and i will tell you somthing sick bubbels is the girl next door
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():bar jokes (2610): Armless...Legless...HELPLESS!! |
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| Posted by Holly M. Whitermore on 12-Aug-2005 | Armless...Legless...HELPLESS!!A man with no arms or legs is sunbathing on a beach when three beutiful women approched him.
The women took pity on him and the first women asked,
"Have you ever been hugged?".The man shakes his head.."No" , so the women bends down and gives him a hug.
The second women asked,
"Have you ever been kissed? ".Again the man shakes his head.."No " , so the women bends down and gives him a kiss.
The third women asked,
"Have you ever been fucked?".The man says "no" , his eyes lighting up.
"You are now" ,she says"the tides coming in!".
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| Posted by Craig R. Irvine on 12-Aug-2005 | Fridge mayonaiseQ:What did the mayonaise say to the person oneping the fridge door
A:close the door im dressing
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| Posted by Dylan on 12-Aug-2005 | Spanishyour mammas so stupid she put on the spannish channel and said god languages change so fast
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| Posted by Dinah on 13-Aug-2005 | Assholeswhy do people scream like a asshole when Bob comes in?
i dont know, that is why i am asking you
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():bar jokes (2610): English man irish man & scottish man |
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| Posted by wraith on 13-Aug-2005 | English man irish man & scottish manthere was a english man irish man scots & man they all went to a
magic slide the english man goes down the slide and wishes for a pot of gold and lands in a pot of gold the scottish went down the slide and wishes for a pot of silver and lands in a pot of silver the irish man goes down the slide and gose weeeeeeeee and lands in a buckit of wee !!!!!
by louis nicholson
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