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| Posted by Not Kool Man on 09-Aug-2005 | ITEACHER: Ellen, give me a sentence starting with "I."
ELLEN: I is...
TEACHER: No, Ellen..... Always say, "I am."
ELLEN: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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| Posted by Wicked Jeff on 09-Aug-2005 | SpellTEACHER: John, how do you spell "crocodile?"
JOHN: K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER: No, that's wrong.
JOHN: Maybe it's wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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| Posted by Patricia Pezzullo on 09-Aug-2005 | WaterTEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?
SARAH: H- I- J- K- L- M- N- O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
SARAH: Yesterday you said it is H to O!
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| Posted by Fred Kohn on 09-Aug-2005 | In or out?One day a mom was exasperated with her young son's antics.
She snapped at him saying, "How do you ever expect to get into heaven?"
"Well," fidgeted the little boy after some thought. "I'll run in and out, and keep slamming the door till they say 'Come in or stay out!' and then I'll go in."
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| Posted by Jack W. Pitt-Brooke on 09-Aug-2005 | CopyTEACHER: Desmond, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
DESMOND: No, teacher, it's the same dog!
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| Posted by Brock A. Simpson on 09-Aug-2005 | TeacherTEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
PUPIL: A teacher.
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