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| Posted by Caitlin E. Black on 09-Aug-2005 | Ice cream flavor galoreA January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira's ice cream shop in Merida, Venezuela, reported on his 567 flavors, including onion, chili, beer, eggplant, smoked trout, spaghetti parmesan, chicken with rice, and spinach. He said some flavors fail; he once abandoned avocado ice cream, and tossed out 99 pounds of it, because it wasn't smooth enough.
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| Posted by Goldberg Exterminator on 09-Aug-2005 | Food one-linerThe four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant, and Chocolate.
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| Posted by daniel bud on 09-Aug-2005 | Food one-linerI thought you were trying to get into shape?
I am. The shape I've selected is a triangle.
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| Posted by johnny g on 09-Aug-2005 | What is this?When the waitress in a New York City restaurant brought him the soup du jour, the Englishman was a bit dismayed. "Good heavens," he said, "what is this?"
"Why, it's bean soup," she replied.
"I don't care what it has been," he sputtered. "What is it now?"
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():food jokes (113): Are caterpillars good to eat? |
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| Posted by churchboybrian on 09-Aug-2005 | Are caterpillars good to eat?Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?
Father: Have I not told you never to mention such things during meals!
Mother: Why did you say that, Junior? Why did you ask the question?
Johnny: It's because I saw one on daddy's lettuce, but now it's gone.
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():food jokes (113): You should learn to be more polite |
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| Posted by dontrell on 09-Aug-2005 | You should learn to be more politeOne day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself.
Tom wasn't happy about that: "When are you going to learn to be polite?"
Bill: "If you had the chance to pick first, which one would you pick?"
Tom: "The smaller piece, of course."
Bill: "What are you whining about then? The smaller piece is what you want, right?"
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