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| Posted by Valerie A. Galluzzo on 14-Aug-2005 | I'd Like Some FriesI went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." The
girl at the counter said, "Would you like some fries with that?"
--Jay Leno
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| Posted by Glenn Flanagan on 14-Aug-2005 | Quotes from Mark Twain"They spell it Vinci and pronounce it Vinchy, foreigners always spell
better than they pronounce."
"CLASSIC, a book which people praise and do not read."
"In Boston they ask, 'How much does he know?' In New York, 'How much is he
worth?' In Philadelphia, 'Who were his parents?'"
"Put all your eggs in the one basket and WATCH THAT BASKET"
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| Posted by Jim Smith on 14-Aug-2005 | Bill Gates640K ought to be enough for anybody -Bill Gates,1981
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| Posted by Chris S. Porter on 14-Aug-2005 | funny quotes..* Keep death of the roads drive on the pavements...
* Cinderella married for money.....
* Humpdy dumpty was pushed.....
* In other countries people pray in the street, in this country they call
them pedestrians.....
* We need old friends to grow up,and new ones to stay young..
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| Posted by Christian t. Rios on 14-Aug-2005 | Bo Hansson (Swedish Commentator)"Dunga takes Baggio from behind...they know each othert since the time in
Fiorentina." Bo Hansson WC-final 1994
"It took in the stomach...very far down in the stomach...it hurts very
much when the ball hits that far down in the stomach." Bo Hansson about a
tennisplayer who has understood the meaning of 'New Balls please'
"It doesn't matter how the game ends as long as the standings doesn't
change." Bo Hansson
"Zubizareta gets the ball over the post!" Bo Hansson
"The runner is running incredible fast...and he falls!!!!!!Oh, excuse me,
it was a longjumper." Bo Hansson, 400 hurdle final, EC 1982
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| Posted by miss u.s.a on 14-Aug-2005 | Honest AbeQUOTE:"I freed who?!!"
Abe Lincoln waking up with a hangover.
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