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| Posted by Mark Julia on 13-Aug-2005 | IdentityAt a school play three kids wore a mask and a long sheet covering their bodies. One kid was black, one kid was white and the other kid was from Iraq. The mothers walked in the play director said can I help you, the mothers said,we come for our kids. The director said, how can you identify your child. The black lady said the kid with the sandwhich is mine, the white lady said the kid with the rope is mine ,the lady from Iraq said the kid with play gun is mine.
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| Posted by Bee999 on 13-Aug-2005 | Fart BombThere is a English man Irish man and a asian man on a plane suddenly the plane starts to decend so the captain says chuck some things out that you have got lots of so the english man says i have lots of fish and chips so he throws some out the irish man says he has lots of whisky and chucks some whisky out the asian man says my country has loads of bombs so he chucks a bomb out when they finally land there is 3 kids the english man goes to the first kid and says what are you crying for and he saya because fish and chips fell on my head the irish man goes to the second kid and says what are you crying for and he says some whisky fell on my head and the asian man goes to the third kid and says what you laughing for and he says i farted and my next door neighbours house blew up.
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| Posted by Ashley E. Volling on 13-Aug-2005 | HalloweenQ: What kind of boat pulls Dracula when he water skis?
A: A blood vessel!
Q: Why do witches think they are funny?
A: Every time they look in the mirror the mirror cracks up!
Q: Why does the skeleton not like parties?
A: He has no-body to dance with!
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| Posted by Bob John on 13-Aug-2005 | Wots the fastest cake?...Wots the fastest cake?
Scone!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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| Posted by Princess foxy on 13-Aug-2005 | BrownWhat is brown and sticky?
Answer: a stick
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| Posted by Amber M. Kistler on 13-Aug-2005 | Short JokeA three-year-old little boy was examing his testicles while taking a bath.
Mama,he asked, are these my brains?
Mama answered, not yet son.
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