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| Posted by Wedgey Boy on 09-Aug-2005 | If Fed Ex and UPSIf Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
Why are there 5 syllables in the word "monosyllabic"?
Why do they call it the Department of Interior when they are in charge of everything outdoors?
Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?
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| Posted by Chris L. Johnson on 09-Aug-2005 | I love playing cards withI love playing cards with children. They can't tell you're dealing off the bottom of the deck.
Remember: you can catch more flies with honey than with vinegar... Of course, how you spend your leisure time is your business.
A man's best friend is his dog. That's assuming you want a friend who messes on your carpet and drools on your newspaper.
If I won the lottery, I wouldn't be one of those people who immediately quit their jobs. I'd make my boss's life a living hell for a week or two first.
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| Posted by El. on 09-Aug-2005 | Drugs may lead to nowhere,Drugs may lead to nowhere, but at least it's the scenic route.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
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| Posted by Mara - on 08-Aug-2005 | Toast and CatsToast always lands butter-side down.
And cats always land on their feet.
What would happen if you spread butter on a cat's back and dropped it out of a window?
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| Posted by LeaveMeBe on 08-Aug-2005 | do you know...Do you know the world's funniest joke?
Neither do I.
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| Posted by Jessica C on 08-Aug-2005 | JETWhat is pink, flies and has a helmet? Apig flying a jet fighter wereing a helmet!
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