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| Posted by Kellen C. Dunbar on 09-Aug-2005 | If the #2 pencil isIf the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?
If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?
If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?
If you ate pasta and antipasto, would you still be hungry?
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| Posted by leXa on 09-Aug-2005 | I couldn't repair my brakes,I couldn't repair my brakes, so I made the horn louder.
Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
What happens if you get scared half-to-death twice?
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they.
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| Posted by William S. McDarmont on 09-Aug-2005 | How can there be self-helpHow can there be self-help "groups"?
How do you get off a non-stop flight?
How do you write zero in Roman numerals?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his Walkman?
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