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():funny laws (94): If you have something to do, and you put it...


Posted by stephan o. brion on 07-Aug-2005

If you have something to do, and you put it...

If you have something to do, and you put it off long enough, chances are someone else will do it for you.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Law Corollary...


Posted by Poopoohead on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Law Corollary...

Murphy's Law Corollary

Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.


Murphy's Law Corollary

Mother nature is a bitch.

   

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():funny laws (94): Remember the...


Posted by Erik Allermann on 07-Aug-2005

Remember the...

Remember the Golden Rule

He who has the gold makes the rules.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...


Posted by Ben Travis on 07-Aug-2005

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations...

Murphy's Laws of Combat Operations

Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.

   

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():funny laws (94): Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law...


Posted by Kyle w. Pickett on 07-Aug-2005
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law...
Newton's Little-Known Seventh Law

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead.

   

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():funny laws (94): Murphy's Laws of Sex...


Posted by chatty girl on 07-Aug-2005
Murphy's Laws of Sex...
Murphy's Laws of Sex

Nothing improves with age.

   

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