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| Posted by Sarah M. Jacobs on 09-Aug-2005 | If you tied buttered toastIf you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped it from a height, what would happen?
If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
You know how most packages say "Open here". What is the protocol if the package says, "Open somewhere else"?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
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| Posted by Dragon Bird on 09-Aug-2005 | If the shoe fits, getIf the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
What's another word for thesaurus?
What would we have called the color orange if it wasn't a fruit?
After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water?
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| Posted by Stephen G. O'Connor on 09-Aug-2005 | Growing old is mandatory, butGrowing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional.
I do whatever my Rice Krispies tell me to.
Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we're already there?
If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?
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| Posted by The Rat on 09-Aug-2005 | If you try to fail,If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?
Why is the alphabet in that order? Is it because of that song?
What happens when none of your bees wax?
Where are we going? And what's with this handbasket?
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| Posted by D love on 09-Aug-2005 | If nothing sticks to Teflon,If nothing sticks to Teflon, how do they stick Teflon on the pan?
How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?
If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
When you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
Does fuzzy logic tickle?
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| Posted by ROTEM IS A SMURF on 09-Aug-2005 | Why is there only ONEWhy is there only ONE Monopolies Commission?
Why does one get in trouble for WRECKless driving?
Does a fish get cramps after eating?
Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?
Why is it when two planes almost hit each other it is called a "near miss"? Shouldn't it be called a "near hit"?
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